The official ToasterBotnet merch cave.
Because what’s better than self-improvement? Wearing it ironically.
🔥 Meme-powered apparel for fellow internet goblins
🧠 Merch themed around productivity, self-improvement, and mild existential dread
👕 Shirts, hoodies, and gear for people who take life seriously — but not too seriously
💀 Minimalism, but with maximum sarcasm