Category: ToasterBotnet Schizoposting

My portfolio has anxiety. It learned it from me.

My .zshrc has more wisdom than my therapist.

If I reach enlightenment, I hope it supports Markdown and optional dark mode.

I piped the yes command into pacman -Syu and became one with entropy.

My ideal date: sorting memes, sharing trauma, tagging files, and setting quarterly goals.

My brain has a memory leak but at least my swap’s encrypted.

I used to be chaos. Now I’m structured chaos, version-controlled.

What am I?
A shitposter with a philosophy degree
or a productivity monk with a meme addiction?

Supplements don’t fix the void but they do make the void more productive.

If you ever feel useless, remember someone out there is still using a desktop environment.

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Stay tuned.